Zatanna Zatara, mistress of magic, at your service.

And don't give me that look, yes, magic. It's a thing. It's my thing, thank you very much.

Posted: 1 year ago ● 31 notesReblog

theastermaster:

sochalant:

theastermaster:

sochalant:

(blushes and snuggles closer to him) Mmm…well Beca’s a very lucky girl. I’m a little jealous.

Jealous? (feigned shock) You mean… you don’t have anyone like Jesse in your life? (smirks) Sucks to suck. I got a Beca in mine.

When did I say that? ‘Course I do. He’s actually in this room…oh oh! Look, it’s the finale. 

Wait, wait. So if I’m Jesse and you’re Beca- 

Then you’re a weirdo. (yanks him forward for a kiss)

Posted: 1 year ago ● 31 notesReblog

theastermaster:

sochalant:

(blushes and snuggles closer to him) Mmm…well Beca’s a very lucky girl. I’m a little jealous.

Jealous? (feigned shock) You mean… you don’t have anyone like Jesse in your life? (smirks) Sucks to suck. I got a Beca in mine.

When did I say that? ‘Course I do. He’s actually in this room…oh oh! Look, it’s the finale. 

Posted: 1 year ago ● 31 notesReblog

theastermaster:

sochalant:

theastermaster:

sochalant:

Well, I wasn’t, but now that you mention it…(grins)

No, you were aiming for it the whole time. But hypothetically, whoever does Jesse remind you of?

Well, he acts like a dork on the regular, comes up with cheesy but endearing things to do to get closer to the girl he likes, is actually pretty inspiring and interesting when he wants to be, and is overall a really great guy? I mean, it seems pretty obvious to me…

See, I dunno anyone like that. But Beca reminds me of someone I know. She’s headstrong and very good at what she does, but… when she’s feeling down, she can lean on Jesse. He’ll be there for her.

(blushes and snuggles closer to him) Mmm…well Beca’s a very lucky girl. I’m a little jealous.

Posted: 1 year ago ● 31 notesReblog

theastermaster:

sochalant:

Well, I wasn’t, but now that you mention it…(grins)

No, you were aiming for it the whole time. But hypothetically, whoever does Jesse remind you of?

Well, he acts like a dork on the regular, comes up with cheesy but endearing things to do to get closer to the girl he likes, is actually pretty inspiring and interesting when he wants to be, and is overall a really great guy? I mean, it seems pretty obvious to me…

Posted: 1 year ago ● 31 notesReblog

theastermaster:

sochalant:

(whispers) Now, see, those two have serious chemistry. And, y’know, that Jesse guy reminds me of someone…

(breathy laugh) Please don’t say Jesse McCartney.

Well, I wasn’t, but now that you mention it…(grins)

Posted: 1 year ago ● 1 noteReblog
Goddess Zatanna, I will forget your Katy Perry lyric mistake if you will magic me up some chicken nuggets. Please and thank you? Aca-please and aca-thank you?

That’s quite a few buzz words. Y’know, some people would call you an kiss ass.

…buuut not me. Here.

Evig ym naf emos nekcihc steggun.

Posted: 1 year ago ● 4 notesReblog

thewallman:

sochalant:

thewallman:

…if I got you some chicken nuggets, would you /stop/ spamming everyone with pictures?

YES

And so I do my duty for my comrades in arms…

Evig yllaw emos nekcihc steggun.

You are a goddess and I am forever in your debt.

Oh, you could stand to say that more often.

I could stand to hear it more often, that’s for sure. “Zatanna the Goddess”. Has a nice ring to it…

Posted: 1 year ago ● 31 notesReblog

theastermaster:

sochalant:

theastermaster:

sochalant:

theastermaster:

sochalant:

I don’t need to tell you that you’re my favorite though, right? I mean, you already knew that. Since you can apparently read my mind. (pats the mattress next to her)

(bounces onto the mattress beside her) I am getting that vibe that I may, actually, be your favorite. Call me crazy.

(grabs his arm) Mhm. Methinks your powers of perception should be rewarded. (Lightly pecks him on the cheek just as the movie starts)

(shivers) Uh oh. I think I gotta… reach over here for something. (loops his arm around her shoulders)

(chuckles) Could you be any more cliche? (snuggles in closer)

Shh, I’m watching the movie! (grins) And I could’ve yawned.

(whispers) Now, see, those two have serious chemistry. And, y’know, that Jesse guy reminds me of someone…

Posted: 1 year ago ● 4 notesReblog

thewallman:

…if I got you some chicken nuggets, would you /stop/ spamming everyone with pictures?

YES

And so I do my duty for my comrades in arms…

Evig yllaw emos nekcihc steggun.

Posted: 1 year ago ● 31 notesReblog

theastermaster:

sochalant:

theastermaster:

sochalant:

I don’t need to tell you that you’re my favorite though, right? I mean, you already knew that. Since you can apparently read my mind. (pats the mattress next to her)

(bounces onto the mattress beside her) I am getting that vibe that I may, actually, be your favorite. Call me crazy.

(grabs his arm) Mhm. Methinks your powers of perception should be rewarded. (Lightly pecks him on the cheek just as the movie starts)

(shivers) Uh oh. I think I gotta… reach over here for something. (loops his arm around her shoulders)

(chuckles) Could you be any more cliche? (snuggles in closer)

Posted: 1 year ago ● 31 notesReblog

theastermaster:

sochalant:

I don’t need to tell you that you’re my favorite though, right? I mean, you already knew that. Since you can apparently read my mind. (pats the mattress next to her)

(bounces onto the mattress beside her) I am getting that vibe that I may, actually, be your favorite. Call me crazy.

(grabs his arm) Mhm. Methinks your powers of perception should be rewarded. (Lightly pecks him on the cheek just as the movie starts)

Posted: 1 year ago ● 31 notesReblog

theastermaster:

sochalant:

….

…you are officially my favorite and what are you waiting for.

Make yourself comfortable, my femme fatale. (waggles brows) I got just what you’re looking for. (scurries to the flatscreen)

I don’t need to tell you that you’re my favorite though, right? I mean, you already knew that. Since you can apparently read my mind. (pats the mattress next to her)

Posted: 1 year ago ● 31 notesReblog

theastermaster:

sochalant:

theastermaster:

sochalant:

Uh…well. Let’s just say, probably not as good as yours.

…why do I have a feeling I know where this is going?

And what direction is this going, eh?

(hesitates) Cheesey, rom com musical and/or Disney?

Aca-scuse me?

….

…you are officially my favorite and what are you waiting for.

Posted: 1 year ago ● 31 notesReblog

theastermaster:

sochalant:

Uh…well. Let’s just say, probably not as good as yours.

…why do I have a feeling I know where this is going?

And what direction is this going, eh?

(hesitates) Cheesey, rom com musical and/or Disney?

Posted: 1 year ago ● 31 notesReblog

theastermaster:

sochalant:

theastermaster:

sochalant:

theastermaster:

Okay, so basically the movie world is open to us because of one parties’ insane hacking abilities. If it’s on the internet, we can get it.

The problem is… Artemis has taken over the couch to watch mooses humpe each other, so. Unless you wanna handle that… (shrugs helplessly)

Are you forgetting who I am, Mr. Oh-so-chalant?

One (temporary) flat-screen TV for our private use in my room, coming right up.

(I just have to make extra sure to return it to wherever I summon it from when we’re done.)

Sounds risque and risky. You sure we should pull this caper? What am I saying. Absolutely. (offers arm) Shall we?

Lead the way.

So, about the movie choice…are you feeling chick flick-y, horror, or action adventure?

Hmm, how good’s your singing voice?

Uh…well. Let’s just say, probably not as good as yours.

…why do I have a feeling I know where this is going?